Sep 29, 2012 Posted by LOL_MMO

Mario Kart Racing

I love Mario Kart Racing. One weekend I played it so much I forgot to eat. At the end of the weekend my thumbs and fingers were worn down to bloody nubs. But still I raced. Like the wind!!! You know the boxes in Mario Kart racing? I know they’re not random, they’re usually out to get you. If you’re kicking ass, you know you’ll get a lousy power up.  You know it. That’s how... read more

Sep 28, 2012 Posted by LOL_MMO

Desert Island Games

  You know that thing–that “desert island disks” thing? Answering the questions: What 5 CDs would you take with you if you were stranded on a desert island?  Except no one owns CDs anymore so no one knows what the hell that means. Plus how would you get electricity on a desert island? So the question becomes more like–what song would you listen to on your iPhone over and over... read more

Sep 26, 2012 Posted by LOL_MMO

We are not scared little wussy girls

You know those games that freak you out, the ones that you really shouldn’t be playing alone at night? No, no, not Dance Dance Revolution… I mean the really scary games. Realllly scary. The original Silent Hill and Silent Hill: Homecoming have always freaked me out. Any game where there’s weird sounds like something’s behind you…or a bird squawking in the distance…or... read more

Sep 21, 2012 Posted by LOL_MMO

Dear Sirs, …

I am on another of my letter writing campaigns.Have I told you about these? Good, because I’m telling you now. Oftentimes, something gets up in my craw and I feel the need to write letters. By letters I am referring to…pen on paper letters, emails, tweets, Facebook comments, notes rubber-banded to rocks tossed through windows…you know what I mean. I was thinking of starting one about the... read more

Sep 19, 2012 Posted by LOL_MMO

Talk like a pirate day!

We love “Talk Like a Pirate” day, but we always forget about it ’til about halfway through the day. It’s a great holiday because if you do forget, no one’s gonna be mad because you forgot, since no gifts are involved. All you have to do is talk like a pirate! Someone obviously made it up, and like, Arrrrrr! it went viral. We want to be part of something like that. We think we... read more