Burning Man is coming soon. We don’t know when, but some time in the not-too-faraway future, we need to go to the desert and play hackysack and wear a rainbow tie-dyed t-shirt. That’s just how it works.We’ll see you there. We’ll be hanging out by the tofu-dog yurt.
We dredged up this “Burning Man Bingo” card that some guy did. We had some input, we don’t remember what. It was long ago. Hopefully you can read it.
There’s also an “Comic-Com Bingo” card for your viewing pleasure. Hold onto it for SDCC next year.You’ve started packing for it right? No? Then put it near the costume you’ve started working on. You’ll need it, really. The card, we mean.
Plus a girl-y “Bad-Date Bingo” card. We like it because there’s a picture of Fred Durst. Did he fade into oblivion? We think he did. We hope so. He might have a reality TV show that we are not privy to. If so, please don’t tell us about it.
We’ve included “Walmart Bingo” just for kicks. it’s multi-purpose. You can play it almost anywhere. Doctor’s office. Amusement park. Jury duty.
And of course, there’s “Hipster Bingo” and Business Bullsh*t” Bingo, but those aren’t even funny. So we’re going to leave them out of this. There’s many variations out there on the interwebs, if you’re interested.