If you have ridden on mass transit in NYC in the recent past, you may have noticed cursive-drawn curlicue mustach-ios on faces in the ads in subway cars and in the stations. Yes, it is against the law, and defacing private/public/whatever property is wrong, but c’mon. What is funnier than a mustache drawn on a person’s face in some movie ad? It’s like slipping on a banana! It’s like a pie in the face! Plus it looks like that mustache on the railroad robbery guy from the silent movies, which make it that much funnier. “But you MUST pay the rent!”
Oh, Oh! And the best part? The guy’s name is Patrick (Where’s) Waldo. Waldo! Can’t make this stuff up.
Your taxpayer dollars hard at work meant that detectives staked him out and tracked him down. Another dangerous hooligan off the street! Whew! I feel better already.
Here’s some good ‘staches. Enjoy!