Don’t be hatin’ on the Juggalos
If you’re a fan of Insane Clown Posse, well first off, there’s something wrong with you. And if you’re a hardcore fan of Insane Clown Posse, you’re probably a member of the Juggalos, the fanboys who paint their faces like clowns while they rock out to the funky fresh beats of Insane Clown Posse.
And that means, incidentally, that you’re a member of one of the FBI’s dangerous gangs. Which makes you really cool. I mean, come on. The FBI thinks you’re a danger to society.
For. Painting. Your. Face. Like. A. Clown.
You’re probably under surveillance right now. Go on, go look out your mom’s basement window! But keep it on the DL, fer crying out loud! See that unmarked van across the street? Told ya.
As a Juggalo, you’re in good company, being on the FBI list of dangerous gangs. Seriously. Threats to national security. I dunno. A gang called “Saint Margaret”? It’s probably a bunch of hardcore Catholic school cheerleaders. To quote Donnie Darko, “Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Magic.” Twihards are not listed. Nor are the Lost Boys. Huh. Vampires must be off limits.
Also worth noting: there’s the Satan Disciples and the nearby rival gang who don’t spell so good, the Satin Disciples. But both–dangerous–spell check or no.
And then there’s the ones named after their suburban subdivisions like Highland Hills Posse. Those guys can’t be that tough, can they?
Anyway, the whole list is worth reading. take a look here to see your tax dollars hard at work. http://tinyurl.com/dydqjts
Scroll down, past the part where they talk about gangs recruiting through games like Second Life and also Facebook and Twitter. Be careful who you follow or like!
And happy face painting!
