Yes, yes! We know! The iPhone 5 is out! And it is required that all blogs who write things even remotely funny write a post about what features the iPhone 5 doesn’t have, or the ones everyone wishes they did have.
We give you a few of our favorite functions that the iPhone 5 may or may not have.
The new iPhone 5 will not allow you time-travel or teleport. Dammit, Jim!
The new iPhone 5 will not allow you to become invisible.
The new iPhone 5 will not allow you to fly.
Have you seen the iPhone 5 parody ad? In it, the iPhone has just one function–to take pictures of your food! And give them funny captions that you can send to your friends, so they think you have an enjoyable life. And it looks eerily familiar…almost like…a camera!
It’s funny. Like anything with 7,000,000 hits on youtube, the comments about the ad are hilarious. The trolls pretending to think it’s real (or maybe not?) and then the trolls pretending to be outraged over the other trolls.
Quite honestly, we have never–not once–not ever (!) used our iPhone to take a picture of a meal. But now we feel like there’s something missing in our lives, so we will now document every plate of food put before us by taking a picture of it, giving it a funny caption, and sending it to our friends!