You know those name generator formulas? Minutes of fun! But they do come in handy–you never know when you might need a stripper name. Like the Boy Scouts say, “Be prepared”! Or maybe it’s “Watch out for that one troop leader!”
So for your time-wasting pleasure, here are a few formulas for the names you didn’t know you needed to have:
Indie band name generator:
Name or color of jeans you wore yesterday + what you had for dinner last night
The classic porn start name generator:
Your first pet’s name + the first street you lived on
What you had for breakfast + the last dive bar you visited
In my case that would be Hot Pocket PourHouse, which would make a porn star name that rules– it kind of does double duty.
Drag queen name formula:
First female pet’s name + mother ‘s maiden name
Favorite candy + middle name
There are sites for writers for fictional character name generators. pseudonym generators…on and on. I suppose those could also be used for your “on the lam” name generator too. I mean you don’t want to be put on the spot when the dude who is making up your fake drivers license and social security card asks for your name. You want some nice generic off-the-grid sounding name, but not Mike Smith.
Jedi knight name generator:
(bear with me here):
Your first name is the first 3 letters of last name and first 2 letters of first name.
And your last name is: first 2 letters of mother’s maiden name and first 3 letters of place of birth
Or just throw some Scrabble tiles on the floor—that’ll makes a good Jedi Knight or WOW name, too.
There are random name generators for business names and baby names. But you don’t wanna get those two mixed up, and besides don’t you want to have some kind of personal input into those? I mean, c’mon people!
Now you’re all set. Or when in doubt, check your spam folder –a limitless source of names! Loreena Nagwabi can work for just about anything….